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neilnevins:

"are you seriously making a fucking joke right now"

neilnevins:

"are you seriously making a fucking joke right now"

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brightandmorningstar:

Hand-in-Hand goes the elements of creation. Walked on Water, went through the Fire, buried under the Earth, and suffocated by Air, yet ones soul still rose to the power of its Ether. High-five to those who became alive by awakening there all-seeing-eye. -Ebeb bee 

brightandmorningstar:

Hand-in-Hand goes the elements of creation. Walked on Water, went through the Fire, buried under the Earth, and suffocated by Air, yet ones soul still rose to the power of its Ether. High-five to those who became alive by awakening there all-seeing-eye. -Ebeb bee 

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the-darkest-of-lights:

Alchemical Elemental symbols

the-darkest-of-lights:

Alchemical Elemental symbols

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dennys:

"Weekly game at Denny’s"
DM: You carefully open the door, a wave of delicious breakfast flavored aromas invades your nostrils. A half-orc female waits at the host stand. She greets you as you enter. “Hello and welcome to Denny’s, adventurers! I’ve got a table right over here!”
ALTROC: I sheath my sword and approach the half-orc. “Could we have a booth instead?”
DM: Roll Charisma.
ALTROC: 12 on the die, so 16 total. 
DM: “Sure!” She says with a smile, “Right this way please!”
ALTROC: I follow.
BELNOR: I do too.
ARTHUS: I already ate, but still want to enjoy the Denny’s, so I cast Cause Hunger on myself, then follow the group to our booth.
DM: Your tummy rumbles at the thought of devouring bacon and eggs.
MYLEE: I don’t follow just yet. I go to the claw machine and with rogue-like reflexes I attempt to get that cute little stuffed bear wearing an eyepatch.
DM: Okay. Let’s see… Roll open lock.
MYLEE: 24 total.
DM: You effortlessly pick the lock on the machine, the front opens.
MYLEE: I grab my prize. Are there any children around?
DM: Roll spot.
MYLEE: 18. 
DM: You see a couple with two young kids.

MYLEE: I grab toys and give them each one. Then I head to the table for my meal. All this stealing has got me hungry. 

dennys:

"Weekly game at Denny’s"

DM: You carefully open the door, a wave of delicious breakfast flavored aromas invades your nostrils. A half-orc female waits at the host stand. She greets you as you enter. “Hello and welcome to Denny’s, adventurers! I’ve got a table right over here!”

ALTROC: I sheath my sword and approach the half-orc. “Could we have a booth instead?”

DM: Roll Charisma.

ALTROC: 12 on the die, so 16 total. 

DM: “Sure!” She says with a smile, “Right this way please!”

ALTROC: I follow.

BELNOR: I do too.

ARTHUS: I already ate, but still want to enjoy the Denny’s, so I cast Cause Hunger on myself, then follow the group to our booth.

DM: Your tummy rumbles at the thought of devouring bacon and eggs.

MYLEE: I don’t follow just yet. I go to the claw machine and with rogue-like reflexes I attempt to get that cute little stuffed bear wearing an eyepatch.

DM: Okay. Let’s see… Roll open lock.

MYLEE: 24 total.

DM: You effortlessly pick the lock on the machine, the front opens.

MYLEE: I grab my prize. Are there any children around?

DM: Roll spot.

MYLEE: 18. 

DM: You see a couple with two young kids.

MYLEE: I grab toys and give them each one. Then I head to the table for my meal. All this stealing has got me hungry. 

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castiemrys:

me: does something

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yourtubes:

*asks ouija board who unfollowed me*

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im back nerds

im back nerds

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I see what you did there mosh, very clever.

I see what you did there mosh, very clever.

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